JOKES & RIDDLES answers
I am a dude so I only have one. When I was about 19 years old my girlfriend wanted to give me a perm. I can't believe it but I let her talk me into it. She and her girlfriend gave me a permanent from hell. The only thing I could do was go to some silly girls salon and have them give me another one that actually worked. The lady at the salon told me to never let my girlfriend get a hold of my hair again.
The sign outside . Haircuts while you wait .
Went to one once, price was haircuts $15.00. Shave $10.00, so I asked the barber to shave my head
I was getting my hair cut yesterday. The dude across from me getting a crew cut declares, 'Hey weren't you on the Jay Leno Show'. I respond....Yeaaah. He continues, 'That was a big moment in your life I bet'. I said...yeah. He proceeds to tell the who salon that I was some sort of semi-celebrity. We had the whole group going on about it. I reminded him that it was 19 years ago when I was on the show. He says he remembered because we share the same last name. Crazy things do happen.
When I was 10 after seeing The Beatles on Ed Sullivan. I wanted to grow my hair like them. My dad took me to barber shop and told then to shave my head. They did.
According to my funniest memory,a beauty parlor is related to a hair salon.
The only memory of a hair salon was that I had an understanding with one of the girls who actually work along side of my cousin that if any of the two of us was short of a partner for a party or other function the or person would oblige to be there companion for that evening Yes it worked out well but at some parties I felt I was sitting there as a spare prune
Many years ago I took my five year old to get a hair cut at a beauty salon. While she was cutting his hair, she mentioned that she had just gotten her hair cut. I said 'Oh, they left some loose hair on your shoulder' so I went to brush it off. It was attached.